That's right! It's a Belly Blog Birthday Bonanza!
In honor of it, I drew you a picture (and keep scrolling and keep reading):
Or so I thought.
When I solicited some feedback from the well informed denizens of the makeup board on makeup alley, I received the following:
- "Is that a goatee?"
- "the darker grey areas appear to be stubble... poorly groomed 'corn."
- "She needs a waxing?"
Thank you for joining me on this journey... on the George Washing Bridge.
|IZ NOT A UNICYCLLLEEE! >:(|
In honor of you & the hairy unicorn, I would like to offer you a chance you smear yourself with unicorn dandruff. Iz a surprise, a unicorn surprise. (I say check out my Instagram photo stream to get a pretty big hint.)
Starting today, you can enter to win a unicorn. Ends midnight in two weeks. I swear it is not a bag of unicorn pubes. I totally pinky promise. To enter for a chance to win, all you need to do is:
- Ask me a question in the comment field. Best questions will be compiled into a future post (for ridicule & fingerpointing).
- Enter in the Rafflecopter Widget below (allows me to draw ONE random "winner." This isn't to say that the rest of you are losers. Well technically, you would be a loser.)
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